Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
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the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Just invented taco cereal.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
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I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
We have started to decorate penises.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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