I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
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So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
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He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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