After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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