i think i have herpe
just one?
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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