I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
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You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
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He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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