Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
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