He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
time to smoke my breakfast
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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