Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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