Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
love makes seman taste better
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Your topless pictures make me question reality
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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