this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
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4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
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Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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