If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
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We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
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Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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