He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
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ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
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I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize