Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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