Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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