like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
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Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
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He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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