i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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