So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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