Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
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