It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
She is in my trunk
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Randomize