i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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