Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
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