yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
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remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
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you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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