your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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