I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
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Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
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he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
its liver damage thursday
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