i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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