who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
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knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
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You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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