the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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