he shaved USA in his pubs
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
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It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
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Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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