Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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