in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
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Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
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We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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