he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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