i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
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Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
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hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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