Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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