ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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