But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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