I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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