She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
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How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
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I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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