shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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