Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
No stitches, just platelets and will power
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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