idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
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