Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
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My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
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Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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