I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
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She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
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I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
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