i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
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Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
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Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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