I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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