Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
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i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
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We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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