HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
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A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
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Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
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