I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Every concussion has its silver lining
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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