Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
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Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
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I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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