i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
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Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
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Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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