Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
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She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
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Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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