i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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