The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Randomize