So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
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