Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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